IF Clause


Sh sat in the driver’s seat in the car kinda thing (kart) at a Go-Karting place in Hyd, 4 yrs back.

She wanted to drive it all by herself.

But a man came running, offering to be her driver. She gave him a glare.

He said, “Your legs don’t reach the brake or the accelerator, how will you drive ??”

She was totally pissed off, while Sr and other cousins enjoyed driving on their own.



Sh sat in the driver’s seat of the car.

Ma, see, I can reach the clutch, the brake and the accelerator. And my hand goes to the hand brake and the gear too….U know, I can just drive the car… 🙂 🙂 UUUffff, I know, its not enough if the legs reach the brake and accelerator, I need to reach 18 yrs…. 😛 😛 😛

For everything I want to do, there is an IF clause to it…. 😛 😛 😛



About UmaS

A Stay At Home Mom trying desperately to make a difference, in whatever I do !!!
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41 Responses to IF Clause

  1. Chatterbox says:

    First 😀 😀


  2. Bikram says:

    Oh yes IF this , IF that .. funny how the small two lettered word effect our life in almost every way or the other …


  3. scorpria says:

    Hahahaha…she’s so right. And well, being 18 isn’t the solution either! 😀 😀


  4. scorpria says:

    Btw, have you heard this? “If you love me also, I love you if you” 😀 😀 😀 Am sure Vimmuuu must know 😉


  5. Phoenixritu says:

    Its such a pain to be young … can totally empathize


  6. Pallavi says:

    He he he, poor little girl 🙂


  7. Agnes says:

    Yes, the “if”


  8. DI says:

    I know man, these grown ups always put these mean if conditions on the kids! Hmph!


  9. Swaram says:

    Ha ha ha 🙂


  10. Scribbler says:

    Aww ! Kids.any age,are so much fun to grow with 🙂


  11. Lakshmi says:

    🙂 Sure. If only this then only that 🙂


  12. Vimmuuu says:

    You dont give your kids Complan ???? They show it in ads, na, that kids grow taller and smarter with Complan???


  13. Rashmi says:

    ha ha ha 🙂 there will be more if once she will be 18….Life is full of ifs and buts 😆 😆


  14. aaah let her drive 🙂 teach her early but keep a tab on where she can take the wheel 😉 u know the driver in me would have given only this advice he he


  15. awww.. Life explained so well.. it is all about the If clause 🙂


  16. Butterfly says:

    The kids learning fast!


  17. Ashwathy says:

    Hahaha !!! 😀
    NO more comments! not needed..!! seriously!


  18. Nik says:

    For every thing that we do, there are so many “ifs” which could have made us do completely different things …

    Something even seemingly as insignificant as – “what IF I arrived a minute late on my first day in college and sat next to the college goon instead of a studious guy :)?”

    Nice cheeky little read btw


  19. deviantwave says:

    Oh Uma I am 18 and my hands and legs can reach anywhere and everywhere.. can I send u the link of the car I want 🙂 ???? 😉


  20. Smitha says:

    LOL! The little darling 🙂 She can’t wait to drive can she 🙂

    My 6 yr old cousin claims that he can ‘drive’, he just needs my uncle to change gears and apply brakes for him( all that is not part of driving, apparently;))


  21. Aarti says:

    Damn the “IF”… its gonna haunt us all our lives!! 😛


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