H for Husband

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Me :  Hello !!!

He :  Hey Uma, its me.  You needed a new mobile connection in Chennai, right ??????

Me : Yeah, yeah !!!! Did you get it ?????

He : Guess what ????  I got a super number for you.  I’ll tell you the number, see if you like it. OK ?????

Me : Tell me fast.

He: _ _ _ _ _ 3 0 9 Y Y .  How is it ???  Did you guess the sequence in the last 5 digits ?????

Me : ????????? 🙄

He : It’s your DOB. Cant you see ???? 30 – 09 – YY!!!!  I wanted to give you a nice surprise. Like it ????

Me : Oh !!! No !!! I was not born in September. You dont even remember my birthday ??????  Have you said yes to this number, pakka ?????

He : OOOPPPSSSS !!!! Sorry dear !!!! You were born in August, na ????????

Me : You are asking me ?????? Dont you know ???????

He : Sorry, sorry. I’ll immediately call the mobile service provider and request a change in the number. OK ????

Me : I dont mind any number. But, how can you forget my bday ????????

He : This is not the first time, na !!!!  OK, got to go. BYE !!!